Yeah I said it!!! Merry Jesusmas!! I had a great holyday. It started off not so great. Why not so great you might ask...well..my father was robbed right in our driveway. Thank God he didn't try to be a hero and fight the guy...he didn't show a gun..but you never know, so its best to give up the goods... That lil bit of money in your pocket truly aint worth it. The sad thing is that we both know who it is and where he lives...its taking soo much for me to just leave it to the police and not WALK....yeah I know..WALK to fellas house and set it on fire. Leave it to the professionals I guess. The money they got from my pops didn't hurt his pockets in the least...but it just so happened that I was coming home from making a couple beat sales so I gave him 50 bucks because I really did feel bad about the situation...and I already owed him money..so there was no better time to make a payment. But as I said earlier...Thank God it turned out the way it did.
On to other news...just in case you weren't following the reports throughout the year...white Jesus and Black Jesus are back to therir bickering. The quarrel reached a new level of violence this past election day when Black Jesus "Lawwd slapped" White Jesus. The news was overshadowed by Barak Obama winning...but I was there to see the whole thing. You see...while they were both in line to vote, White Jesus made a comment about Black Jesus always wearing Nike slides instead of regular sandals...Black Jesus let the comment slide...no pun intended..but couldn't take anymore when White Jesus told him that he should get to the back of the line. Once I herd that I knew it was on. Black Jesus teleported over to WJ's part of the line...drew back and gave him a last supper slap.....it was crazy...all I could do was shake my head...what would their father say!?
Another reason I really ejoyed the holyday was my grandmother being in town. She flew down from Detroit on Jesusmas Eve. My grandmother is hilarious. She was mad because they wouldn't let her bring her pistol on the plane..haha. Anybody who has been to or lives in The D knows why she's that way. Its a rare occasion for me to get a meal cooked by my mother and grandmother....and maaaaaannnnnnnnn...they did the damn thang to the pots and pans. My grandma mad her famous "Hot Water Bread". Its the simplest and one of the greatest things in the world...but aren't some of the best things in life like this? All she does is take some self rising white cornmeal, and some hot water. She makes a simple dough out of the 2 and forms cornmeal patties...and fries them in a lil oil...the end result is:
I don't know how healthy it is...but fuck it!!!! This is Grandma Food....the food that makes you smile during your heart attack.Now take this time to go back and read last years Jesusmas post
http://midimarc.blogspot.com/2007/12/merry-jesusmas-and-happy-new-year.html
New Year Blog coming soon!!!
2 comments:
LOL
"the food that makes you smile during your heart attack"
That was funny! Thanks for the laugh. And I LOVE Merry Jesusmas! I gotta use that one!
don't be a stranger....I'll leave the light on for ya
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